Sometimes I laugh very hard when I read stuff like this. If it could only work.
Speaking about which, our blog seems to have made it into the spam servers in Cyrillic: over seventy percent of the spam we are getting is in Russian. The babelfish translations are hilarious. I should probably collect them and post them one of these days. Just on that note, watch the following classic

That’s a good idea! I’ve noticed a lot of Russian comment spam lately, so I translated one and wrote a post about it on my blog. It was something to do about pancakes, and didn’t make much sense, but I tried to make it fit.