While most of you will be reading this, I will be otherwise occupied. In a way of apology and explanation of my recent and anticipated silence, and to capture the spirit of the day, here is a familiar piece of music (albeit in a somewhat unusual rendition):
This also comes to mind
In case someone is wondering, there will be no live-blogging. I’ll be back with marital bliss colored blogging just as soon as I am fully recovered.

A man s not complete until he is married; then, he is finished. Routine maintenance on those things is amazing.